How About Them Phillies?

September 21, 2006 by Marc Lamont Hill

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Last night, the Philadelphia Phillies defeated the Chicago Cubs 6-2, pulling them into a tie for the National League wildcard spot. With ten games left, the city is suddenly buzzing with optimism about the Fightin’ Phils’ chances of making the playoffs, advancing to the next round, and playing in the World Series.

Surely, the evidence is strongly in favor of the Phillies. Our pitching staff is relatively stable, their bats are coming alive (Ryan Howard is a beast!), and the Dodgers are quickly losing steam. Also, five of the eight World Series teams, and three of the champs, in the past four seasons have been wild cards. All good news, right?

Now it’s time for a reality check: PHILADELPHIA ALWAYS LOSES.

As I’ve mentioned before, the city of Philadelphia is starving for a championship because we never win anything. And I’m not just referring to baseball. The Philadelphia 76ers, Eagles, and Flyers have also bungled their way to a title-free 2000s and 1990s, as well as most (or all) of the 1980s. Even worse, there is no end in sight.

The Eagles, who have never won a Super Bowl, appear to have missed their window of opportunity in January 2005 when Donovan McNabb hurled his Chunky Soup all over the gridiron. The 76ers, run by the second worst executive in the league (shout out to Isaiah Thomas!), are an inevitable Iverson trade away from another rebuilding cycle. The Flyers, who continue to throw millions at great players, refuse to recognize that their number one problem sits in the sky box not too far from his retired jersey.

As a fan, I’ve tried to relieve my pain by taking on pet teams: Jordan’s Bulls, Steinbrenner’s Yankees, Brady’s Patriots. I must admit, basking in the euphoria of other people’s success does momentarily stop the hurt (ask John Salley). Still, nothing can replace the joy of consumating a championship with your true love. Unfortunately, this year’s baseball season won’t bring me any closer.

Sure, the Phillies will likely win the wildcard spot. In fact, I predicted in March that they’d win 85 games and reach the playoffs for the first time since 1993. I would have to be clinically insane, however, to expect anything more.

And so would you.

Video of the Day – New Dance or Old Cooning?

September 21, 2006 by Marc Lamont Hill

Today’s video of the day is the red-hot “Chicken Noodle Soup.” The song is standard pop fare, but the video and accompanying “Chicken Noodle Soup” dance is sweeping the nation. The dance, which is a hybrid of the Toe Wop and the Harlem Shake, has been catching fire since June.

Am I getting old or is this dance, with all of the shuffling and light footing, nothing more than new-school minstrelsy?

Here’s a clip of the actual video:

Here’s a young woman doing the Chicken Noodle Soup:

Quote of the Day

September 20, 2006 by Marc Lamont Hill

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“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin

Is It Wrong To Hire A Crackhead??

September 20, 2006 by Marc Lamont Hill

(Note: This is a rerun from July 10, 2006)

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Last week, a series of thunderstorms caused parts of a tree to fall in my backyard. Faced with the possibility of another storm causing serious damage to my house, I decided to enlist the help of the neighborhood handyman (“John”) to scale the tree and cut a few tenuous limbs from the tree.

After finding John, he quickly agreed to cut the tree down for $50.00. Compared to the $200 price quotes that I had received from professionals, this was a steal. Without another thought, I jumped at the deal. Moments later, John was propping his rickety ladder against the tree, fully prepared to climb 25 feet in the air and start hacking away.

Here’s the problem.

John, to the best of my knowledge, is a drug addict. Although I’ve never seen him with a crack pipe or syringe in his hand, his behavior fits the pattern of the many drug abusers that I’ve known over the years: jittery behavior, inability to keep a steady job, always selling something that he “found,” begging for odd amounts of money (“You got $1.43 cents I can borrow?”), and, most important, willingness to do any and every job at bargain basement prices.

For years, I have paid John to clean, paint, mow, and lift anything that I didn’t feel like doing myself. Typically, he charges me $15.00 for any job, regardless of how long it takes to complete. Although I’ve always paid him $25.00 to ensure that he was receiving more than minimum wage, I’m still nagged by the idea that I’m exploiting him.

Clearly, if he were not on drugs, John would not clean my entire house for $15.00. Even if cleaning homes was still his career of choice, he would likely request a fee closer to the $50.00 per hour that many professional companies charge. Also, by giving him steady work, I am enabling a drug habit that severely undermines his health and life chances.

On the other hand, if people didn’t pay John for odd jobs, he would simply participate in illegal activities to satisfy his habit. I can’t help but think of Gator (Samuel Jackson) in Jungle Fever telling his mom that if she wouldn’t give him money, he would merely “knock some old lady in the head.” In a sense, consistent under-the-table employment is keeping the community safe and John out of jail. Besides, as an adult, doesn’t he have the right to spend his money however he wants?

Of course, these cannot be the only options. To believe that I must exploit John to save the community is to absolve myself of necessary guilt by ignoring my own self-interest. To believe the opposite is to hold onto a narrow moralism that acts against the best interests of the people, including John. Also, both choices fail to consider the more fundamental problem of crack-based economies and their deleterious effect on ghetto denizens.

After watching John struggle with the ladder and begrudgingly admit that he’d never climbed so high before, I told him “nevermind” and gave him $10.00 for his time. As he was leaving, John told me to call him if I needed anything. For the first time, I felt certain that I wouldn’t.

Does this help anyone? No. Will he still use drugs? Probably. Will other people still hire him? Certainly. Still, as someone who is actively fighting for a better world, I felt like I had to do something different. I don’t have all the answers, but I know that we must think beyond the ostensibly obvious choices in order to create new possibilities.

Video of the Day

September 20, 2006 by Marc Lamont Hill

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