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August 29, 2007 by Marc Lamont Hill

Texas Executes 400th Convict

Last week, the state of Texas executed its 400th prisoner since 1976, when execution was ruled constitutional. What do you think?

Old ManJane Davidson,
Secretary
“I commend Rick Perry for having the courage to protect his constituents. Well done, Governor, and please don’t kill me.”
Black ManCraig Baker,
Systems Analyst
“I hope that once the prisoner was brought into the death chamber, the guards surprised him with confetti, balloons, and an oversized syringe.”
Asian ManDarren Pertwee,
Road Resurfacer
“I’m really conflicted about this. While I’m against the death penalty, I’m a huge sucker for milestones.”

Photo of the Day

August 29, 2007 by Marc Lamont Hill

Today’s photo of the day reminds us of the Katrina disaster that occurred two years ago today. Given the current Michael Vick controversy, this image is particularly provocative. Maybe FEMA would have come sooner if more dogs were endangered….
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Video of the Day

August 29, 2007 by Marc Lamont Hill

Today’s video of the day is “Drivin’ Me Wild” by Common. I enjoy this song a lot more now that I’ve seen the video.

Quote of the Day

August 28, 2007 by Marc Lamont Hill

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But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the “unalienable Rights” of “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.”

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we’ve come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God’s children.

Dr. Martin Luther King, August 28, 1963. 

Surprise!!! Another GOP Sex Scandal…

August 28, 2007 by Marc Lamont Hill

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Just in case you forgot that the seasons were about to change, we just just received our quarterly reminder: yet another Republican has been caught in a gay sex scandal. On August 8, Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), entered a guilty plea for “misdemeanor charges stemming from complaints of lewd conduct in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis airport.”

According to a plainclothes officer who sat in a bathroom stall as part of an undercover investigation of sexual activity in the bathroom, Craig lingered outside and constantly peaked through the stall’s door crack at him. According to the officer’s official report, Craig soon entered the adjacent stall and did the following:

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot…. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area. Craig then proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times.
In his own defense, Senator Craig insists that he reached down to pick up a piece of paper on the floor. Unfortunately, no one, including Senator Craig, was able to confirm that there was any paper in the stall. With regard to the foot tapping, Craig explained that he has a “wide stance” when going to the bathroom.
Wide stance indeed.

As always, my beef isn’t with Craig’s sexual proclivities (although my OCD makes it hard to see an airport crapper as a site for romance). Like Rep. Mark Foley, Rep. Bob Allen, and mega-preacher Ted Haggard before him, Craig has consistently used his considerable political power to disrespect, dehumanize, and deny civil rights to gays and lesbians throughout his career.

Although I have little respect for Craig political choices, I’m reluctant to simply refer to him as a hypocrite. Unlike the politician who opposes immigration but has an undocumented gardener, there are deeper psychological issues attached to this form of mendacity. By supporting policy measures like the Defense of Marriage Act while engaging in toilet room trysts, Craig and his closeted cronies are able to abuse those who represent what they hated in themselves.

This isn’t to excuse their behavior, only to explain the deep pathology that informs it.

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