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Florida Democrats are being boycotted by their party’s presidential candidates, leaving many voters in the nation’s largest swing state feeling alienated.

Have Democrats Already Lost Florida?
By Bob Moser

Orlando — On the final Friday of a parched and quarrelsome October, Florida Democrats were bumping around a hallway in Disney’s faux-elegant Yacht and Beach Club Resort on the opening night of their state convention, perusing campaign items for sale (three Hillary buttons for $5!), sussing out the evening’s schedule (”The progressives are supposed to be having a party, but where are they?”) and, mostly, grousing about the conspicuous absence of presidential candidates.

“This whole thing here is a joke,” said John Taylor, a hulking schoolteacher from Jacksonville wearing the tallest, most bodacious Chef Boyardee-style, star-spangled red-white-and-blue hat you ever saw. “How stupid the Democrats are — we’re shooting ourselves in the foot!” Taylor angrily recalled some of the Republicans’ tactics for suppressing the Democratic vote in 2000 and 2004. “They stole two elections, and now we’ve been working six years to make sure that don’t happen again. And the Democrats screw us!”

“Forget that,” his friend said. “You’re beating a dead horse. I blame the candidates. You’ve got, what, ten or eleven of them? And not one of them shows up here?”

It’s rumored that Mike Gravel will be in town tomorrow, I note (and he did appear, at the convention and an antiwar rally). “If he’s here, that’s where my vote is going,” said the friend.

Not Taylor’s. “I’m going to have to resign from the Duval [County] Democratic Party” — he serves on its executive committee — “just so that I can vote for somebody else. I’m going to vote Libertarian, probably. Or I might cross over and vote for Huckabee. My wife will kill me. She’s the treasurer of the Duval Democratic Party! She retired from her job to work full time, for no money, for the Democrats. And I’m the man in the hat! But why not? What difference does it make? The Democrats don’t care about us in Florida.”

“I think it sucks,” says Bob Matherne, a bearded middle-aged fellow in a Kucinich shirt. Matherne’s been registering LGBT voters in Sarasota for months now, but daily headlines featuring the war between national and Florida Democrats have made it tough. “People don’t understand the situation — and neither do I, really. They’re asking for clarification: ‘What’s going on? The Republicans aren’t being penalized for the early primary. Why are we being penalized? Why would Democrats do this, already knowing about Florida’s problems with voting?’”

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D.C. Tops In AIDS

The District of Columbia has the highest AIDS rates in the country. What do you think?

Susan Olivera,
Systems Analyst
“At least it’ll expedite the time they have to live in abject poverty.”

Walter Poloni,
Bookbinder
“A high rate is good isn’t it? Or am I confusing AIDS with Annual Percentage Yields?”

Richard Turk,
Humorist
“As a homophobic political humorist, I’d say this qualifies as manna from heaven.”

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Today’s photo of the day shows Cornel West and Barack Obama at the Apollo Theater last night, where Obama held a fund raiser. I must admit that I’m disappointed that West would endorse Obama rather than a more progressive candidate like, say, Dennis Kucinich.

Today’s video of the day is “I Confess” by Bahamadia. CLASSIC!