Friday, October 17, 2008

Gmail Offers Drunk E-Mail Protection

Gmail now provides an optional series of questions to make sure users are relatively sober before sending an e-mail. What do you think?

Nina Iyer,
Systems Analyst
”Great, now I have to waste a bunch of time migrating my entire ex-girlfriend address book over to Yahoo! mail.”

Charlie Pitt,
Forklift Operator
“Listen, if I can fool my wife, my children, my boss, and everyone down at the county sheriff’s office, I’m pretty sure I can fool Gmail.”

Steve Herzog,
Investment Banker
“Yeah, but those fuckmotherlers can’t do nothin’ about voice yelling at some dumb lying bitchisses who can fucking stick a cock in it, because I ain’t payin’ for that lost cue ball, it sank in the pocket and it never came out.”

Today’s photo of the day shows the legendary Levi Stubbs, the lead singer of The Four Tops, who tragically passed away last Friday. May he rest in peace.

Today’s video of the day shows Colin Powell on Meet The Press explaining his decision to endorse Barack Obama. I’m soooo unimpressed by this…

For the past few months, I have been using new spam detection software. Although it is highly effective, it has resulted in the accidental deletion of comments. In fact, some of my own have been blocked. Also, people connecting from PDAs (particularly Blackberrys) might receive a “BLOCKED” message.

Please understand that I am not blocking or deleting comments that challenge, insult, or otherwise disagree with me. I am not finding people’s IP addresses and surreptitiously banning them from the site.

As difficult as it may be to believe, I don’t spend the day sitting in front of my computer poring through blog posts in search of my next victim. It is a technical mistake!

So please stop sending me nasty, self-righteous, and self-important emails and text messages about free speech. It’s getting carried away.

It’s not that deep. And neither are you.

And yes, I’m having a bad day.

Blaxx

I gotta disagree Doc, like I always do when it comes to sports.

Pistons in 5
Hornets in 7
Mets win the division, Phillies miss the playoffs.
Blue Jays will probably sign Bonds out of desperation
Lakers in 6
Penguins in 4
As long as Carlos Delgado has breath in his lungs and a Mets jersey on his back, the Mets will never suck

May 12, 9:31 AM

DCI74

“Lol that was funny lisa. Marc loves to kick dirt on the Mets every year so the brotha just doesn’t know any better. Let’s see where the Phillies are in a few months, my guess is they’ll be watching the World Series at a bar just like Marc.”

Sep 18, 11:36 AM

Dumi

Blaxx don’t worry about Marc. He is as quiet as a field mouse pissing on cotton when Philly is in second. So come the playoffs we can expect to him to continue that tradition as we close out the final season in Shea with a Pennant!

August 27, 3:43 PM