Once again, my strange little mind is filled with random questions. Here are some of them:

Do Bush haters feel better now that a smart Democrat prosecuting an unnecessary war?

Why do women upgrade from Bud Lite to Belvedere when you offer to buy them a drink?

Doesn’t the White House crasher scandal only increase our fears that President Obama isn’t being properly protected?

Didn’t we almost believe Tiger Woods wasn’t Black after he told the cops he wasn’t talking to them?

Didn’t we get a sharp reminder after yesterday’s media circus?

Isn’t it unfair that most of the people trashing Sarah Palin’s new book haven’t read it?

Doesn’t Obama’s notion of a “jobless economic recovery” sound as absurd as an “eggless omelet?”

Would anyone still be talking about Taylor Swift if Kanye hadn’t stolen her shine at the MTV Awards?

Isn’t it sad that liberal cities like New York keep rejecting gay marriage?

Wouldn’t it have been nice if Dick Cheney had been this vocal about war strategy when he was Vice President?

Since we’ve seen Dangerous Minds, Finding Forrester, Freedom Writers and countless other films about nice white people saving downtrodden Negroes, did “Blindside” really need to be made?

Now that Allen Iverson is back in Philadelphia, will stock in TGI Fridays, Spalding, and Trojan go up?

Wouldn’t it be great if 50 Cent’s music were still as entertaining as his extracurricular activities?

Where did all of these New Orleans Saints fans come from?

Doesn’t Precious feel a bit like “poverty porn”?

Are there any hip-hop albums better than Raekwon’s and Jay-Z’s this year?

Where was I the day they were giving late night talk shows to black people?

White people with dreadlocks… Why?

Has anyone seen Terrell Owens?

In light of World AIDS week, do you know your HIV/AIDS status?