1. Garrett wrote:

An Obama ‘hood haiku:

New man
Says I am change
The sound of nothing

2. missifyjd wrote:

And so we label “nothing” because of the fear of the unknown
And would rather hand over our future to those who already own
the streets we live on, the schools that don’t teach,
because when you can’t remember how many houses you own,
it sure is easy to sleep

3. Blaxx wrote:

Did this nigga just drop a haiku? On top of that, the shit was hot doo. Step your game up Garrett and let your raps earn you merit.

4. DCI74 wrote:

Lol

Wow what a lame-ass haiku
Like Kleenex that shit blew

5. Tanya wrote:

Marc why are you trying to deny my shine? That is not the link to the last freestyle forum. In the last freestyle forum I killed all you mugs! Let the people see it!

I’ll do you all a favor and sit this one out!

6. cynthia wrote:

Here, I’ll start for real;

We thought Dr. M was seeing MS. Star
who left suspect Al at the gay bar
Even today at the blog, rumors still flying
but Bossip admitted they were JUST LYING!

(I’ll be back)

7. cynthia wrote:

Timaree’s got a new pic,
looking like a ***** ,
tryna make a dolla outta 15 cents.
Go ahead girl, show us what you got
Make that money and make it look hot.
Give us your wisdom, we know you got it.
Hard to listen though, I keep trying to figure how to “pop” it.

8. Blaxx wrote:

Now listen cynthia, I already told you bout lookin at my girl
If you keep it up I’m gonna make some problems in your world

9. Clif wrote:

i clicked the link knowin i’d see garrett and Tanya,
tanya just loony, and Garret stay hatin’ Obama/
but similar to McCain, its just a bunch of the same,
bullshit, but Dc, Blaxx, and wytlk, we all know the game/

10. DCI74 wrote:

Hot damn boy here we go again
Blaxx and cyn fighting over tim
aree, yeah she’s damn sexy
but you’re lost in the sauce
’cause she’s rolling with me

11. Clifton Harrison wrote:

i clicked the link knowin i’d see garrett and Tanya,
tanya just loony, and Garret stay hatin’ Obama/
but similar to McCain, its just a bunch of the same,
bullshit, but Dc, Blaxx, and wytlk, we all know the game/

12. wouldn't you love to know? wrote:

i clicked to join the cipher, can’t front it’s mad funny.
you know i had to bless the stage, cuz my fans they truly love me….but i’m no artist, i’m a pimp….so y’all bitches better have my MONEY!
oh, garrett i liked your haiku – too bad you’re a dummy. . .

13. carisma wrote:

I see yall on here trynna get a battle going
I swear when I see Marc his teeth be growing
Yeah we cant wait, its 2008,
we about to demonstrate
that John McCain cant relate
and why he’s the enemy of the state
trynna serve us shit on a plate
by picking a running mate
that lacks a penis and a prostate

14. carisma wrote:

aww shit yall done it now
throwing blows like my name is Chung Pow
aint nothing stronger than the black fist
ask Timaree, Marc probably on her call list
Come on now, Im just joking
Nah, she probably on her knees now, choking

15. gigi wrote:

hatin’ on obama
wanna go wit kucinich
but what really was that man’s percentage
of the american vote
looks like most people wanted to roll with HOPE

If O-dawg takes it too far talking about the black plight
most of his white supporters are gonna take flight

Is he truly the man most HOPE he’ll be
give him your vote
and wait and see

16. john wrote:

eyes wide shut lookin at equality in the face
With Mccain lookin like china and obama the us

how do we expect to win when the gold is the test

we got hope and looking for change
stallionaires versus millionaires

at the end of the night

17. Tanya wrote:

“Nah, she probably on her knees now, choking”

LMAO!

carisma, you are hilarious!

18. MrsPickron wrote:

I’m not a free-styler I think it is a waste… I just came here to give yall a taste. I’m from illy Philly and I have an uncle named Billy… He said he was with this girl and she was really silly!

19. R.oB. wrote:

If I was to guess,
who’d clean up this mess,
I’d pick the man you need.

He’d have enough merit,
because he does get it.
Plus his mate doesn’t want to secede.

20. carisma wrote:

Tanya I be on here trippin out
that dont mean truth aint in my mouth
the line about choking was a bit drastic
but I had to drop it cause the line was classic
I admit that I got a crush on u, Mr Hill
if I see u in public, Im copping a feel

LMAO!! I make myself laugh..

21. gigi wrote:

even though i don’t agree wit most of her tips
Why ya’ll worryin’ bout ole girls trysts

22. native wrote:

Sarah Palin in this bitch… does this country want hockey moms or leadership… i cant call it the rnc got me feeling romney… shit did i just that well fuck it im an independent…. but what about the real deal about what happened with mellissa harris lacewell… Marc lamont Hill I see you repping Temple thats my alma mater so keep spreading that knowledge to these conservatives heightening the worth of my degree. dont get it twisted doc I dont agree with everything you say but real recognize real and you got carisma tanya, and cyn showing you love… if star jones as ur boo you was wilding dude. i seen on youtube wit someone toungue whre she put her food….

23. native wrote:

man that shit rhymed in my head… fukkin with this roots beat dammit

24. Samuel wrote:

They say a good love is hard to find,
But it’s even harder for the regs to find a good rhyme

25. Logic wrote:

Its the L to the O to the G I C,
If you real then you know who the hell I be,

26. cynthia wrote:

Here I am again the C Y N T
Trying to relive what I missed in the 80’s
Adidas, 2 tone jeans and the Fila’s
I was the cutest little nerd , but I was kind of shy

I miss the Boom Boxes and breakdance wars on the street
Freestyle on EVERY corner to a “funky fresh” beat
People having fun not just about getting paid.
If you had on LL you know you was getting laid.

fast forward and now Obama might be the H.N.I.C
Hope it won’t just be some new S.H.I.T
Will my insurance for just be something to wipe my ass?
Will I need another job to pay for gas?

27. cynthia wrote:

(#23 should be insurance form)

Blaxx , IF you got trouble, bring it.
I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I CAN sling it.
I’ll be back in the cut licking my lips
While you talking trash , I’LL have Ms. Tim rocking her hips

28. Ced wrote:

Hey guys, did someone mention MY boo Timmy
Me and her are automatic and i ain’t talkin bout the Semi
We get, drunk off the Remy, yea she fuckin wit Ced
Labor Day was the Holiday and so I put her to bed

(ced singing) bed, bed…. I put Ree-Ree to bed, bed, be-edddddddd

29. Ced wrote:

Ok.
Here’s a little story about a dude named Garrett
Big ass teeth like he chews too many carrots
When he talks all I hear is deep breaths like Vader
Wears a chain on his neck that says “Number One Hater”

Now Ced Blaze is gonna take you 1, 2, waaay back
Back to late 90s when Bill Clinton wore a waaave cap
Got the chick under desk, you know she tastes sack
Obama wasn’t the first, everybody say that Bill’s a black

President, here’s an old joke to get you outcha slumber
John McCain so old he has Jesus’ cell number
He’ll bring us more of the same, and then he picked that chick
Tryin to get votes like he thinks it’s a game

If Barack thought it was a game, he’da picked Clinton
McCain can barely walk while the Obama camp’s sprintin
More of the same, McBush, sounds like a sandwich from Mickey D’s……….

30. Dale J. Thomas wrote:

We came into the game
And destroyed it’s name
Success from the past, we sent up in flames

After the we wake of our destruction
We promise to change all damage
With some new construction

I bet you wondering who is we
Excuse me for not introducing myself
My name is RNC

I watched by the wayside while the econmic shot itself to death
Then I quickly appeared out of the shadows
To claim I am helping Americans keep their wealth

I used to be a maverick
Then I turned into fruit in Dubya’s basket
He used to eat me when he felt like it
I sent my character into a casket

Now I picked up Sarah Palin
I am the new agent of Change
yall don’t look crazy
John McCain’s my name

We would both like to say
Vote McCain/Palin
Were here to save the day!

31. Drew wrote:

MLK realized we had the filthiest system
full of racism, poverty and militarism
so he turned to ghandi’s infinite wisdom
imperialism
carving up proportions of the globe
said that segregation led to distortion of the soul

they say skies
the limit
I say girl your inner-thighs
the limit
which I’d die
to touch for a minute
but could I get a life supply?

32. Tanya wrote:

“I used to be a maverick
Then I turned into fruit in Dubya’s basket
He used to eat me when he felt like it
I sent my character into a casket”

Wow, that’s a creative and cool play on words!

33. Ced wrote:

Hey guys! To listen to some good hip-hop from an up-and-coming artist from Milwaukee named NDB, doing it in Atlanta, go to his Facebook Page!

34. Ced wrote:

So I was gonna say something nasty about Palin
Then I would be like Garrett, all I’d be doing is hatin
Well fuck it, two tears in a bucket, two spots on his
Face, is that enough to make him lose the race? NOOO!

I’ve been ready to vote since 03, but John Kerry’s
Face looked like the Scream mask, scared the shit outta me!
When choosing the lesser of two evils in a race
Be sure not to choose on race, because

All of them lie, yea Obama got you once or twice
Probably, but you see, it’s time for Change, hopefully he won’t get
Brain in the Hoe-Val Office, like the first black president….
And he’s still the first black president…!!