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January 31, 2008 by Marc Lamont Hill

Sex Offenders To Register Email Addresses

Proposed legislation in New York would protect underage Internet users by creating an email registry of convicted sex offenders. What do you think?

Asian ManSpencer Rimmer,
Pollster
“Don’t they already have ways to distinguish sex offenders online? Isn’t that what the winking emoticon is for?”

Old ManBen Birtwistle,
Show Salesperson
“Underage kids shouldn’t be on the Internet. They should be outside, enjoying fresh air, and getting into stranger’s vans.”

Old WomanLucy Pritchard,
Jewelry Cleaner
“But can’t sex offenders just get new e-mail addresses? Nah, I’m probably just overthinking this.”

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4 Comments

1. Piscean Princess wrote:

LOL @ Ben and Lucy!

January 31, 2008 @ 11:28 am

2. Dani wrote:

OK, that one was hilarious!!!

January 31, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

3. timaree wrote:

weirdly enough- ditto lucy

January 31, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

4. jasmine wrote:

i just have to say, not even murderers have to do all this.

January 31, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

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