Just Jokes…

July 31, 2007 by Marc Lamont Hill

Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk

An internal review at NASA revealed that some of their astronauts may have been drunk when they boarded shuttle missions into space. What do you think?

Old ManAl Payton,
Well Excavator
“This isn’t a big deal. Astronauts are the best of the best. A drunk astronaut is as good as a sober commercial airline pilot.”
Young WomanDoris Snyder,
Tobacconist
“Um, when are NASA astronauts not drunk? They’re being shot into outer fucking space!”
Asian ManLee Davis,
Beekeeper
“I’m just glad I’m not an astronaut and that I can get a decent buzz on at work without everyone freaking out.”

From TheOnion.Com

  • Categories: MLH
  • |
Your Ad Here
Advertisement

Comments

1. Ahd Child wrote:

At least they weren’t driving cars. Drunk driving accidents seem way more likely than drunk shuttling accidents

August 1, 2007 @ 8:17 pm

Leave a Reply

Match.com
Advertisement
Match.com
Advertisement

Subscribe

Stay updated on the latest with Marc Hill

Now Reading

  • Beats, Rhymes, and Classroom Life: Hip-Hop Pedagogy and the Politics of Identity by Marc Lamont Hill

    Buy Now
  • Born to Use Mics: Reading Nas's Illmatic by Michael Eric Dyson and Sohail Daulatzai

    Buy Now
  • View More

Recent Comments

Upcoming Appearances

September 25, 2010 - Montgomery County Community College

Education Matters: Creating educational equality for all students

October 15, 2010 - North Park University

How do we live a life of significance?

November 1, 2010 - Georgia Court College

Education Matters: Creating educational equality for all students

November 2, 2010 - Penn State University

TBD

November 3, 2010 - Fort Valley State University

The state of the Hip Hop Nation

November 5, 2010 - Texas Women's University

Strengthening the leader within: leadership, community building, self empowerment, current political happenings, as it relates to youth.

More Upcoming Appearances
RSS FeedsRSS
SMS Text MessagingText Message