Just Jokes…

Gay Marriage Could Be Profitable

According to a report from the city’s comptroller, New York City would stand to gain $142 million in the first three years of legalized gay marriage. What do you think?

Old WomanKatharine Epperson,
Video Editor
“Why? Does buying a gay melon baller at Tiffany’s cost more than buying a straight melon baller at Tiffany’s?”
Asian ManAndre Milstead,
Drayman
“$142 million! Boy, they really know how to pull an old conservative Republican’s heart-strings!”
Young ManHarris Charles,
Systems Analyst
“The city needn’t permit something so crass and immoral to raise money. May I suggest legalized gambling as an alternative?”

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