Just Jokes…

October 20, 2008 by Marc Lamont Hill

Friday, October 17, 2008

Gmail Offers Drunk E-Mail Protection

Gmail now provides an optional series of questions to make sure users are relatively sober before sending an e-mail. What do you think?

Young WomanNina Iyer,
Systems Analyst
”Great, now I have to waste a bunch of time migrating my entire ex-girlfriend address book over to Yahoo! mail.”

Young ManCharlie Pitt,
Forklift Operator
“Listen, if I can fool my wife, my children, my boss, and everyone down at the county sheriff’s office, I’m pretty sure I can fool Gmail.”

Black ManSteve Herzog,
Investment Banker
“Yeah, but those fuckmotherlers can’t do nothin’ about voice yelling at some dumb lying bitchisses who can fucking stick a cock in it, because I ain’t payin’ for that lost cue ball, it sank in the pocket and it never came out.”

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4 Comments

1. anita wrote:

this is for dumb whites chicks like me, lol

October 21, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

2. sendschie wrote:

A black guy named Herzog?

October 21, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

3. anita wrote:

UMM, no… I like to email people after a few drinks and laughin at the dumb people on the news networks… except for Dr. Hill, I would never laugh at him when he’s on fox news lookin prettier then the blondes :-)

October 22, 2008 @ 11:44 am

4. Tanya wrote:

Yeah, definitely a NEW set of writers over at The Onion!

October 22, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

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