Just Jokes…
April 29, 2009 by Marc Lamont Hill
Swine Flu Epidemic Hits U.S.
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano declared a public health emergency after a Mexican swine flu epidemic hit the United States. What do you think?
Charlie Sarris,Garage Door Hanger
“I had a glass of orange juice this morning. I’ll be fine.”
Heidi Crittenden,Pig Farmer
“Can you get infected if you work in Mexico at a pig farm where all the pigs are infected and you take no health precautions? If so, I have made some terrible life decisions.”
Sam Smith,Insulation Cutter
“Let’s see if I can recall what precautions I took during the last outbreak of swine flu back in 1976. Oh, yes, I bought some oregano from a guy at an Atlanta Rhythm Section concert and scorched my chest trying to iron on a ‘Beaver Patrol’ decal.”
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1. Nene wrote:
Scary. I was just in Mexico about 3 wks ago.
April 30, 2009 @ 7:20 pmLeave a Reply
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