Just Jokes…

Benefits Extended To Federal Employees’ Domestic Partners

President Obama signed a memo that expanded benefits to domestic partners of federal employees, including same-sex couples. What do you think?

Old WomanKath Santrello,
Systems Analyst
“This is just a sneaky way for Obama to make homosexuals American citizens.”
Young ManJames Rudow,
Edge Burnisher
“Like federal employees don’t screw around on the job enough as it is. Now they’ll be spending all their time on Craigslist trying to find a domestic partner.”
Black ManRyan Welker,
Golf Range Attendant
“How immoral! Accessing a partner’s flexible spending account to purchase prescription eyewear with pretax earnings is a right that should only be granted to those in religiously-sanctioned heterosexual relationships.”

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